Thanks to everyone who downloaded the new album from Bandcamp. A lot of people (some people = seems like a lot due to my crankiness) have asked how they can get a hardcopy of it. First of all, seriously? A hardcopy of an album? What’ll it be next an internet connection that you can use while someone is on the landline? Secondly, you can get a hardcopy of the album at any of these up-coming shows by coming up to me afterwards (not during).
May 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th…International Bar, Dublin
May 9th, 10th, 11th…The Laughter Lounge, Dublin
May 15th…The Comedy Cellar Dublin / Inn Jokes at The Patriot’s Inn
May 16th…BBC Telly Thing, Glasgow Scotland
May 18th…The Bankers, Dublin
May 19th…Salisbury Arts Centre, Edinburgh Preview Show
May 23rd, 24th, 25th, 26th…The Stand, Edinburgh
May 31st – June 3rd…Something I can’t talk about*
June 4th…St Abans, Dandy Comedy Club
June 5th…The Courtyard, Shoreditch – Edinburgh Preview
June 6th…The Stag Theatre, Windsor
June 7th…Surrey Comedy Club, Somewhere in Surrey I guess?
*The thing I can’t tell you about is starting on May 31st. It’s something I’ve wanted to do for ages. I’ve never been so excited about a thing. I promise to tell you as soon as I can.
Apart from that you can see me on the BBC on May 15th in a show I did about the Eurovision.
In other news, yesterday a woman who works for the British government asked me what name is on my birth certificate. I told her it’s actually Brian but everyone calls me Jarlath. She said, “Well it’s Ireland isn’t it.” Then like a fucking eejit I said, “Yeah!”